The Super Jawncast fellas are going to be playing the amazing Wicker Man Drinking Game this weekend. Want to play along at home? Its easy. Get some booze, acquire the terrible remake of The Wicker Man starring Nicolas Cage and directed by noted misogynist Neil LaBute, and follow these instructions.
1. Drink every time Nicolas Cage screams at someone
2. Drink every time Willow fails to complete a sentence
3. Drink every time Nicolas Cage acts with his teeth
4. Drink every time Nicolas Cage has some sort of crazy vision
5. Chug every time Nicolas Cage physically assaults a woman
6. Finish your drink for “HOWDITGETBURNED HOWDITGETBURNED” and “NOT THE BEES NOT THE BEES THEY’RE IN MY EYES! MY EEEYEEEESS! AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGG!!!!”
It is recommended you collect all car keys and keep them somewhere safe for a while, its going to be a long night.