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The Fishing Boat Initiative

One of the core ideas I have for the new Nerdy Little Secret is one that I feel is a concept that if it can gain enough traction will help us to better support indie filmmakers. It call it The Fishing Boat Initiative.

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Picture this: a legendary pirate ship with a ruthless captain and crew, spoken about in hushed tones in inns and taverns from shore to shore. Relentless, with a crew of every race, creed, religion and gender they are near unstoppable and when their flag is spied on the horizon even the mightiest of ships and most experienced of captains fall prey to their unquenchable thirst for any and all forms of loot.

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Cinemosity 53 – The Last Stand

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last_stand_ver2_xlgCinemosity is back after missing a week with a lot of stuff. Some good stuff, some really upsetting racist/colorist stuff, and then the never ending question: why does Hollywood insist on trying to show us how hot Cameron Diaz is? Luckily her new movie Sex Tape bombed so perhaps it is the last stand for her and FUNNILY ENOUGH we also watched THE LAST STAND starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Peter Stormaire’s bizarre accent. It’s actually a fun little movie you should watch it.

Next week’s movie is THE LAST DAYS ON MARS starring Sabretooth. It’s available to watch on Netflix Instant. If you have a movie that you would like us to review why not go to our Stitcher and/or iTunes links below and leave us a good review? When you do that just drop in your comment what movie you want us to see and it’s DONE. Nothing too weird or difficult to find though please! See you next week!

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Cinemosity 52 – 11/11/11

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111111asCinemosity is back with its special brand of things. Celebrities being douchebags, Kanye West Silliness, Bobbi Kristina needs to shut up, and much more! Then the movie is 11/11/11 which is a little bit Rosemary’s Baby, a little bit The Omen and a little bit rock and roll.

Next week our movie is THE LAST STAND, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s return to being a leading man after his stint as DER GOVERNATOR. It’s from Korean director Kim Jee-Woon and it’s actually a lot of fun, so join us next week for that. In the mean time please rate us on Stitcher or iTunes below as it will give you the opportunity to tell us watch to watch next! Cool huh?

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RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! AAAAAHHHHH!

RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! AAAAAHHHHH!

Cinemosity survives the heat and the threat of hyper-intelligent crab monsters to bring you more gossip! Gary Oldman fucks up, Adam Levine is a douche, a new PREDATOR movie and MORE! Then it’s ATTACK OF THE CRAB MONSTERS from the hugely influential Roger Corman who has directed and produced over four decades of movies!

Our next movie is 11/11/11, NOT 11-11-11, 11/11/11 which is on Netflix. Not the one by the dude that made Repo: the Genetic Opera, the other one that looks like a knockoff of The Omen. Really selling it aren’t I? Anyway, in the first full week of July, August and September we will be doing 11/11/11, 12/12/12 and the inexplicable 13/13/13. Until then if you want to make us watch a movie, review us on iTunes or Stitcher through the links below and list the movie at the end of the review! We WILL watch it!

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Who is that girl at the back?!

Who is that girl at the back?!

There’s gossip on Cinemosity this week, oh yes, and a revoltingly bad movie called I’LL ALWAYS KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER FOR REAL, I’LL NEVER FORGET IT MISTER! and there’s even a review of THINK LIKE A MAN TOO which becomes a whole discussion on the racial bias of the movie industry and Martin references RUSH HOUR yet again. It’s our 50th episode hooray!

Next week’s movie is the Roger Corman classic ATTACK OF THE CRAB MONSTERS which is available all over the place because it’s public domain.

Want to pick a movie for us to review? Just leave US a good review on iTunes and/or Stitcher!

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Cinemosity 49 – Alex Cross

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Cinemosity returns with a packed episode! Births, marriages and deaths are all covered in detail, Martin gives a history lesson on recent big budget genre film and also gives his extremely cynical views on E3 2014. Then Cinemosity returns to the Tyler Perry well with ALEX CROSS, how does he do in a movie where he is merely the star and not writer/director/editor/etc.? Find out with ALEX CROSS which also contains a wonderfully eccentric Nicolas Cage-level bad guy performance from LOST star Matthew Fox.

Next week’s movie is I WILL ALWAYS KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER, the third movie in the franchise you might not have known existed, well it does and it’s available for free on Crackle.com which you can watch on your computer or just about any other device you can think of, Roku box, Chromecast, PS3, Xbox 360 and so on. Which means you have no excuse not to watch it.

Want to suggest a movie for us to watch? Well hit our iTunes and Stitcher links below and give us a positive review and then at the end tell us what movie you want to watch! So simple! Thank you for your support!

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Cinemosity 48 – eXistenZ

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existenz_controllerCinemosity 48 has that gossip and movie news you love, people having babies and stuff like that. Also, the LAST TIME we speak of ANT MAN ever again. OOPS, and Martin got set off on a rant about Star Trek Into Darkness, it wasn’t his fault. Then, how about a game console grown from animal DNA that sorta has nipples and a clitoris? Why, it’s David Cronenberg’s bewildering 1999 allegorical mess eXistenZ. Yes, make sure you write it as eXistenZ or you miss that crazy late-90′s vibe where it was cool to do weird spelling like putting numbers in things TO THE MAX. eXistenZ.

Next week it’s Tyler Perry’s attempt at being in something he didn’t write/produce/direct/cater/star in, ALEX CROSS. The James Patterson character played by Morgan Freeman is now a tall, nondescript schlubby guy. But don’t worry, Matthew Fox puts in a demented performance in an attempt to entertain.

Hate that we’re making you watch Alex Cross? Well why don’t you click on the iTunes or Stitcher links below and give us a good review? If you do, you can then name a movie and we promise to watch it on a future episode and depending on it’s badness, curse your name on the podcast.

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Cinemosity 47 – Blood and Bone

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Cinemosity is back with scandalous Beyonce gossip and lots, lots more. Martin shows great restraint in his ranting about Star Wars episodes 1-3 and did you know Kamille loves Stargate? Then the movie is BLOOD AND BONE, a fantastic martial arts movie in the spirit of the great Bruce Lee as the Patron Saint of Cinemosity Michael Jai White kicks the shit out of a bunch of people. It also has Eamonn Walker, Bob Sapp, Kimbo Slice and Dante Bosco, yes, Rufio from Hook!

Next week’s movie is the 1999 Cronenberg film EXISTENZ with Judge Law and Jennifer Jason Lee. It’s weird and fleshy and gross and it’s on a bunch of different streaming services so go find it you lazy jerk. If you want to make us watch a bad movie leave us a good review on Stitcher or iTunes and we will review ANYTHING that you suggest. Unless it’s something really gross and morally reprehensible, like a Rob Schneider movie or something.

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